It's Justice Not Cricket

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

What is the spirit of cricket? What IS cricket? Nate and Aatif disagree about a controversial move in the game. Who's right? Who's wrong? And who can explain how cricket works to this court? With Expert Witness Andy Zaltzman!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hotchman Podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn. This week,
0:05.9	it's just-isth not cricket.
0:09.4	Nate brings the case against his friend, Aetiff.
0:12.4	Nate and Aetiff are both obsessed with the sport. the Codding the batter. Nate says it's perfectly acceptable.
0:24.3	Atif says it may technically be allowed,
0:26.7	but all the same, it's just not cricket.
0:30.1	Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide?
0:32.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom
0:35.1	and presents an obscure cultural reference. Personally, I'm always delighted to see my
0:39.9	grandfather being remembered. I'd love to see the Hodgman or a
0:43.5	hodgemaning stay and keep alive his memories and legacy as a great podcaster
0:49.1	deeply respected and admired by everyone I've met and those who knew him and experienced life with him.
0:55.0	Bail of Jesse Thorne please swear them in.
0:57.0	Atif and Nate please rise and raise your right hands.
1:01.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
1:04.0	So help you God or whatever?
1:06.0	I do. Yes, I do.
1:08.0	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that his favorite sport is gin.
1:14.3	I do. Indeed. Judge Hodgman you may proceed.
1:18.4	Nate, not if you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment in one of yours favors can either of you name the piece of
1:24.0	culture that I referenced as I entered this fake courtroom.
1:28.0	Aitf let's start with you.
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