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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip crunchin, ice chompin, and sharp perfumes. Also: Rick’s comfort in lying and lack of self-consciousness, Chelsea’s lack of feeling, the alpha/beta dynamic, Rick’s stand-up secret (act outs), merits of being high, Rick’s troubled left testicle, donuts vrs sundaes, a Chabbat caller bails, Detroit landmarks, a compelling vision of Chelsea on Rick’s podcast.

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0:00.0	This just in breaking news.
0:05.4	We have a special guest here today in studio,
0:08.5	a podcaster by his own right,
0:10.8	a stand-up comedian and also a television star.
0:14.9	Please welcome to the studio, Eric Blassman.
0:28.6	Happy to be here.
0:33.5	That actually gave me the feeling of like entertainment tonight.
0:35.2	I just heard you swallow.
0:45.5	And then take your shoes off podcast. With every single sip, we take out the person's audio and we put in a gulp sound effect. But not a gross gulp, a comedy gulp.
0:50.5	Like a gulp, gulp, something that you could deal with.
0:53.7	I mean, I was going to ask you, could you be in a scene?
0:56.2	Because we've talked about our shared misovonia, but you actually forgot that we talked
1:00.4	about it.
1:00.7	But could you ever?
1:04.9	I'm just seeing how sensitive you are, not just in sounds, but relationships.
1:09.5	Could you ever be in a comedic scene where someone is chewing gum?
1:14.2	And the joke is that you have misophonia.
1:16.7	They're smacking and chewing gum close to your ear.
1:18.8	Could you do it for comedy?
1:20.0	So as far as comedic scenes are concerned,
1:22.7	I consider myself a dramatic actor, award-winning.
1:27.1	However, I do comedy, and I love comedy. It's one of my love
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