Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. This week,

Jia Accruz. Laura brings the case against her friend Stacey. Stacey loves the reality show below deck about the lives of people

working on luxury super yachts. Stacey says she's a natural little yachotti and would be a great member of the crew and the show but Stacy's friend Laura says she can't handle it.

So does Stacy's husband and so does Stacy's husband, and so does Stacy's own mom.

Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide?

Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference.

I command a king's ship, not a private yacht.

We do not have time for your

right hands, sir. Laura and Stacey please swear them in. Laura and Stacey please rise and raise your right hands.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

So help you, God or whatever.

I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he does not have a

super yacht, but merely a a skiff skiff seems about the right size I don't know exactly what it's what it's called I saw at one time I do yeah I do as well

Judge Hodgman you may proceed.

Jesse, we have a dinghy.

A dinghy.

Okay, there you go.

Sorry, it's pronounced dinghy.

What do you got there?

Like a dinghy?

Yeah, dinghy, we got a dinghy in the dinghy pen.

Laura and Stacy you may be seen it for an immediate summary judgment one of your

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