May it Freeze the Quart

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Would you bring a freezer drawer to the local gelateria to maximize your home stock? Christina this is the perfect plan. Her fiance, Charlie, says there has to be a better way! Who's right? Who's wrong? With Summertime Fun Time Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast. I'm Summertime Fun Time Guess
0:06.3	Bailiff Monte Belmont. This week, may it freeze the court.
0:11.3	Christina brings the case against Charlie.
0:15.5	Christina and Charlie love the gelato at a local shop in Edinburgh, Scotland.
0:21.4	When their favorite flavor is in stock, Christina wants to bring their freezer
0:25.9	drawer to the shop and buy enough containers to fill it entirely. Charlie, Hagen does not condone that behavior and is not al-A-Mood to carte gelato in a freezer around Edinburgh.
0:44.0	Oh, God, whatever.
0:46.0	He wants to take Christina to Sunday school and desert the gelato.
0:52.0	Who's a soft serve?
0:54.0	Who's lactose intolerant?
0:56.0	Who's 32 flavors?
0:58.0	And then one can decide.
1:01.0	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman Banana splits the courtroom and presents an obscure
1:07.8	cultural reference.
1:08.8	Bum, butum, bum bum bum bum bum bum.
1:11.5	I scream man upon my street.
1:15.4	I hear your truck outside, really neat.
1:19.5	Ice cream man upon my block. I love your chimes sir they really rock go for it Monte
1:27.3	ice cream man ring your bell ding ding
1:32.0	play the music I've learned to love so well,
1:36.2	Ice Cream man, ding, dang.
1:38.9	Ring your chimes.
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