Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	There's diggin and then there's super digging. There's food and then there's Baker's Superfoods, made with selected natural ingredients and tasty chicken.
0:15.8	The food.
0:16.8	And then there's Baker Superfoods. I'm going to What's up everybody? Look at this. Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. I am Chris DeStefano, aka Chrissy Chaos, aka Chilosomy Bags, aka Chrissy Hangovers.
0:48.0	Okay? I got wild out of my mind nearly black out drunk last night. I was at the New York Knicks game.
0:56.2	We're gonna call one of my friends Tommy No Sox as he's known in the streets because he
1:02.0	should keep showing up to Nick's game
1:03.2	but no socks on just sweet loafers. He has become an internet celebrity today
1:08.4	because he went to go give Jaylin Brunson the New York Nick's best player a pound
1:11.9	and Jaylin Brunson did not give him a pound back and we're going to call him and explain it's everywhere
1:17.4	Is it filmed? Is it viral clip? Dude it's viral clip. It's on SportsCenter. He's getting abused. Let's exploit him more.
1:24.0	So, we have, by the way, we don't have Vito Kalese is not here today, Vito baby mouth.
1:30.0	Michael Shane Cannon is not here today.
1:32.0	John the Father Grady is here. Michael Shane Cannon is not here today.
1:32.5	John the Father Grady is here.
1:35.1	And the reason why those guys aren't here
1:36.9	is because I don't need them.
1:39.3	The pre- here's why.
1:41.1	The presence of our guest. I didn't want to have I didn't want to have too many people around him
1:47.2	Because the energy is just too positive. It's too powerful the guys abs are too sexy. I don't need my guests leaving here with loads of
1:54.5	come all over him because he's so hot so we'll bleep out as we are in the first
1:58.7	five minutes of YouTube we have Staten Island Zone Jeff Whittick everybody yeah Staten Island's own, Jeff Wittick everybody.
2:03.6	Yeah, Staten Island in the house.
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