Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 270

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up? Hi, I'm Slushi.
0:14.6	What's up everybody?
0:15.6	Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos.
0:18.9	That's still the name.
0:20.7	We might change it, we might not, but right now I like Chrissy Chaos and I have a guest on I
0:25.8	Who's a very big man. He's a tall man a big man. He's a he's a good man
0:34.4	I think. I've never met him, but he has positive energy.
0:38.0	And I respond to that.
0:40.8	I respond to energy and molecules and he has soft hands and he's handsome and uh
0:47.0	he's one of those guys where you see him and he's and he's big broad and he's that kind of guy who said last week where if he if you walk in and
0:57.2	he is having sex with your wife or your girlfriend you just ask him what else he
1:01.4	needs to and make him comfortable and then you leave.
1:04.0	That's how it is.
1:04.9	Hassan piker.
1:06.2	Wow, what an introduction.
1:08.2	Thank you, thank you so much.
1:09.6	I was, uh, I told my brother I was coming onto this pot and he freaked out him and his girlfriend.
1:15.0	Now when you say your brother I know you are Muslim do you mean your actual brother or
1:18.8	someone who's a follower of Islam? No just my actual brother.
1:23.0	Is he also a follower of Allah in Islam?
1:25.0	Neither of us are very good followers of Allah or Islam.
1:29.0	We are Muslim, but not.
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