Jesus Curses Out The Governor Of Florida

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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On the new sermon from the Church of the God Pod, puppy-loving Jesus throws lawless Ron DeSatan under the bus for using asylum seekers for his political sideshow, Mary Mags preaches on the dumbing down of America, I perform an Act Of God, and Jesus finds out he missed a prayer for a pony. On Evil Incarnate News we cover the Republican’s nationwide abortion ban plan, the Little Mermaid Controversy, and the Youth Summit brainwashing. It’s a sermon you won’t want to miss, folks, so grab a bottle of holy sparkling water, crackers, and your favorite listening app because your soul is about to be saved! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod,
0:02.0	we're on to Satan's fuck you.
0:04.0	Enjoy your underside of the bus ride, bitch.
0:07.0	Say goodbye to your nose.
0:10.0	Stupid nose.
0:11.0	You're gonna look like Voldemort.
0:13.0	When Jesus throws someone under the bus,
0:15.0	he really means it.
0:16.0	He's like, you stay there.
0:20.0	Why don't you give the people of Earth something
0:23.0	to get them excited about you again?
0:25.0	I gotta strike someone important with lightning.
0:28.0	And then I gotta appear in the sky and be like,
0:30.0	you up, that was me, God.
0:32.0	Yeah.
0:33.0	Those are new shit that can end up on ancient aliens.
0:38.0	We used to think that the internet was gonna make
0:40.0	everybody more aware and therefore smarter, more educated.
0:44.0	And that did not happen.
0:46.0	Let's talk to Ariel.
0:47.0	Ariel, do you really want to be where the people are?
0:49.0	Because these are the fucking people, Ariel.
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