Satan Provides An Update On The Queen

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Satan returns to the God Pod from his trip to the Royal Hell Casino and gives us the latest update on how the Queen is doing. Tensions brew as we talk about the queen’s bees, leprechauns, and flapping. We chat about Patagonia, decent billionaires, Hardee’s brilliantly seizing on the hilarious MyPillow FBI bust, and McDonald’s onion rings. Celebrity drama takes center stage on the Satan Show with Britney Spears, Courtney Cox and Kanye feud but ends with a light-hearted look at filming colonoscopies. Hell-alu-YEAH! So grab some Hardee’s and your phone that has never been seized by the FBI, and listen to the God Pod! The God Pod: Have it Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather.
0:03.4	God, I'd love an onion ring for McDonald's.
0:05.7	Like, that probably was great.
0:07.9	Yeah, I don't know about that.
0:09.5	No, I'm on set, you said.
0:10.9	I will say also just to sum that up,
0:13.5	wanting an onion ring from McDonald's
0:15.3	is the least royal thing you've ever said.
0:17.5	Oh, but it's a ring. It's jewelry, ring.
0:23.0	Do you think the FBI just happened to be at that hearty's
0:26.5	and, like, the least took his phone?
0:28.7	I think they were, like, what's the funniest place
0:31.7	that we can roll up on him and take his phone?
0:34.7	I guess hearties doesn't have, like, a lot of protection
0:36.7	or security for somebody to run.
0:38.7	Once you're in the drive-thru, you're basically captured.
0:43.7	You know, it's ironic that you're my therapist
0:45.7	because I think I'm your therapist.
0:48.2	No, you've made it clear. You have another therapist.
0:50.7	I had to get help from the outside, yeah.
0:53.2	And thank God. I think we can all say thank God.
0:58.7	Thank God. Thank God.
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