Jordan Go Home %% Subway Footlong Oreo Cookie

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

As an empath Nick screams because there have been sauce changes at a different restaurant. Why did Jordan derail the podcast? Anyway, Our Heroes head back to Subway to get ANOTHER footlong cookie but this time its Oreo. What are the Monkey Macros on this thing? Ready to learn about Subway and subway? What's the plan, Ted? FRWBYS forever. FOOD COURT RETURNS Monday February 17th at 6pm CT on our discord. Join at patreon.com/100percenteat Sponsored by Mando. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code EAT at shopmando.com! #mandopod Also sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get an extra four months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent And you can grab a shirt or hat now at https://100percenteat.store/ because maybe some news coming soon on this. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	Court is in session.
0:31.9	Food court returns this Monday, February 17th at 6 p.m. central time.
0:36.8	That's 4 p.m. Pacific. 7 p.m. Eastern. You can check it out
0:40.2	on our Discord. Get access to the Discord at patreon.com slash 100% eat. Summons have been sent.
0:47.4	The monkey bailiff is ready to kick you out. Be there for all the action this Monday. February 17th
0:53.3	at 6 p.m. Central. but for now, enjoy the episode.
0:56.3	You're going to welcome to 100% eat the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it.
1:12.0	Swear word.
1:12.7	You probably do.
1:14.0	I'm your host, Michael Jones,
1:15.1	alongside my co-host,
1:17.1	Jordan Swears.
1:18.4	Jordan, how are you?
1:19.6	I'm good.
1:20.7	Happy to be here.
1:22.4	Excellent.
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