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The God Pod

Judy Gold

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comic Judy Gold stops by the God Pod to celebrate Pride month with God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

today on the god pod and I started talking that way to my phone I was like

0:05.2

another notification get out of here can you buy me oh you're are you Jewish

0:08.8

God that's my impersonation of a 30s oh yeah oh yeah that's right that's

0:15.8

I think I helped found the Jewish faith actually yeah you did but not

0:21.0

circumcised anyway do I need to know that do I need to know that Jesus you

0:27.6

love you love your fast food are you gonna get one of these bridewampers you

0:32.4

know what Jesus said he said blessed are the verse because they will inherit the

0:37.6

kingdom of gay it's true it's better for your relationship gays like a good

0:44.2

neighbor's jade farm is there that was right there Barry Manila wrote that and

0:50.1

he's gay I thought you're gonna say state farm is straight no I wasn't but

0:55.0

nice by brought out Jesus is great farm is gay straight farm that's why they

1:02.6

wear khaki's

1:15.9

hi everyone god here you're listening to the god pod we're often running make

1:20.5

sure to subscribe right as a review we'll read it on the air yes a happy

1:24.8

pride month Jesus happy pride month god it's so great to be here celebrating

1:29.4

pride with you you've been an ally the great ally oh thank you oh I mean wow I was

1:36.6

waiting in recent years that case recent decades anyway what what made you

1:42.8

realize that I'm doing better well the billboard and the billboard the god loves

1:48.3

gays billboard in the hometown of the Westboro Baptist Church and yep and

1:52.0

y'all Chick-fil-A that's great yeah that was when I peaked the billboard yeah that

1:56.8

was amazing although although as of yesterday we reached a hundred on the

2:03.5

comedy charts excellent great news so we'll see that each shit Dr. Drew and

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