God Bans Racists From Eating Tacos Ever Again

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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God, Satan, Moses and Psyche discuss the Jan. 6 hearings, which were viewed by over 20 million people. Later the gang talks Morbius, the Star Wars hotel, and irony. Finally, God delivers a commandment about tacos. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The God Pod, how many of these are gonna be Moses cuz I'm hooked already I'm in this is my new
0:06.5	This is my new stranger things three or four more prime time. That's it. Come on. Yeah, you got to have at least six episodes in a season
0:13.2	Well, that's the thing they might get renewed. They may get renewed. It depends on if Netflix picks them up or not
0:17.8	I'm just happy this is happening right after the Johnny Depp Amber her trail. I mean honestly the timing is perfect
0:23.8	Yeah, they killed the drop release. They killed it
0:26.4	It was so well put together when they would just seamlessly go into the footage and then come back to the the day
0:35.2	Yes, right it was so well done
0:37.4	I was waiting at the end of it for someone to go next time on I
0:43.5	Could tell you why I flopped it's so expensive really cuz this is very upsetting cuz we're going next year
0:49.3	Moses must be rich because the Star Wars notice I said we're going next year
0:53.7	So I'm hopefully gonna start saving now to stay one night. It's done telling you if you're feeding your one-year-old chili
0:59.6	You're fucking loaded man
1:14.0	Hi everyone God here you're listening to the God pod
1:18.7	Subscribe to the God pod and you're podcasting out and make sure to write us a review because we'll read your review in the pod like
1:25.6	We're gonna do for some lucky human a little bit later. I'm here today with my pal Sykey. What's up Sykey? What's going on?
1:34.0	Still pregnant
1:36.0	My therapist like yeah, you didn't have the baby. Yeah, it could be any second folks. So stay tuned stay tuned breaking news
1:43.4	A baby might be born in the podcast today. You're gonna want to listen to every second cuz he just never knew this is this is hot news hot news
1:54.2	How do the presses and also here today with us is my pal Moses. What's up, Moses? Hello?
2:00.1	I'm a little jealous because it's not about my baby anymore. It's about the new baby on the way
2:05.5	But my baby just celebrated a year old a few days ago. Oh, happy
2:14.2	Whatever it's all about her new baby
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