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🗓️ 12 April 2025
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0:31.1 | It's the late show, pot show with Stephen Colbert. |
0:39.5 | Kids, you would have gotten away with it if not for they're meddling. |
0:44.4 | If you ever been around a kid, congratulations. You have a cold now. But also, you know how kids |
0:50.7 | love to ask questions and their parents don't always have the time |
0:54.7 | to answer all of them. |
0:56.4 | That's why I created a segment |
0:57.9 | where I give parents a break |
0:59.4 | by answering real questions from real kids. |
1:02.7 | Unfortunately, my producers |
1:04.3 | have had a time coming up with a good name for the segment. |
1:06.5 | First, they called it Stephen takes your kids, which was bad. |
1:14.2 | Then they called it Stevens' re-education camp, which was awful. |
1:16.6 | Really bordering on offensive. |
1:19.6 | And this time I told them, just give me a title that explains. |
1:25.7 | This is content for kids where I share some wisdom I've gained as I've matured. |
1:28.3 | So it's time for... Stephen Colbert's Matured content for kids! |
1:33.3 | Do you want me to go to jail? |
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