Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:50:13 Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23 The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04 Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13 Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01 How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24 Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00 Sisterly Brawl […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, January 27th, 2025, coming up on the program today, pushing your poop through the metal holes of a public park bench, plus the alluring scent of intestinal mucus, living in Grande Chode Estates, and the son of Satan meets the serpent of Satan. All this, but your voicemails today.
0:21.8	Distorted View Daily proudly presents a big poem about the elderly.
0:29.0	Adult diapers, diaper garments, depend under garment, under what?
0:36.3	Underneath the blooms, underneath the sweat pants, underneath the
0:40.3	years of urinary control, lie a piss-soaked reminder of our age. Under the garment, bowel control,
0:49.8	can't control the flow of feces, the flow of time, time is a fleeting thing.
0:56.2	Fleeting, fleet, fleet, flea.
0:58.8	Sometimes you can't go.
1:00.4	Sometimes the flow slows.
1:02.8	You need that enema to regain control.
1:06.8	But there is no control.
1:08.2	A reminder lies underneath.
1:11.2	Under the garment.
1:12.6	Depend, under garment.
1:16.0	When you walk, when you roll, when you feel that loss of control,
1:19.5	slashing in your pants, a mixture of piss and shit.
1:23.2	The stink of the elderly wafts about and lets everyone around you know.
1:28.9	You're no longer in control.
1:32.4	Control of the flow.
1:35.2	All that piss leaks out.
1:36.8	Those farts squeak out.
1:38.5	That rancid shit reeks out under the garment.
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