Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker?

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00 Introduction 01:46:01 Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21 Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15 Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11 I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04 Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09 Billy […]

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0:00.0	It breaks. It's Thursday, January 23rd, 2025. Coming up on the program today, I try to out crazy my homeless nemesis.
0:08.0	Plus, I think Billy Ray Cyrus broke his achy-breaking vocal cords, wiping your ass with old used diapers, and why did the birdman whip out his fake dong?
0:17.7	Find out today on TV!
0:22.0	Distorted View Daily
0:23.6	proudly presents great moments
0:26.6	in state fair hog-calling
0:28.3	contests.
0:30.0	Big, me, me,
0:31.2	Big, me, me,
0:31.5	Big, me, me, get,
0:32.4	Freddie. Freddy.
0:35.7	Fred!
0:37.0	Ah!
0:38.3	See! Fred! Sue! Sue! Sue! Yeah!
0:40.3	Yeah!
0:42.3	Yeah!
0:43.3	Buh! Sue-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
0:56.0	Yeah, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.
1:03.0	Oh, wow, so, so, so, It's just Sorry
1:12.9	Sour!
1:14.0	Ha!
1:15.1	Ha!
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