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Welcome to your roundabout. I am Sarah Marshall, and today we're bringing you a

creepy trolley Halloween episode. Just like we love to do. Today we are

learning about famous massacuse its woman and nursery rhyme subject Lizzy

Borden, and we are learning about her with our friend Princess Weeks. We are so

thrilled to have Princess on the show. She is an amazing YouTuber. She's a

public intellectual. I love talking to her in conversations where she tells me

stuff, and she also, if you saw one of the shows we did in Brooklyn this spring,

is great at pying people. She's available for your pying needs if you can

afford her. This will be a subject that's familiar to anyone who watched too

much cable TV-based American history content when they were growing up, and it's

interesting to me because it's one of the many stories where we know there was a

crime, there was a murder, there was a woman at some point, and this show in

many ways is that it's most comfortable when we're talking about a woman whose

name became a punchline, and here we are back at it again. If you want to support

our show in ways other than emotionally, you can do that on Patreon or Apple

Plus subscriptions, and you can hear the bonus episodes that we do often kind of

kicking our shoes off and having fun with our beloved guests, and the one we have

up that's most recent is a conversation with Blair Braverman about a book called

Baby Island. I will give you no more information than that. I can't think of a

more tantalizing combination of title and person. Another piece of news, and just a

few weeks we're going to do our first Christmas time holiday comedy

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