Logan Paul vs My Daughter | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 20

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is back on his SOLO in Brooklyn. The NEW baby is almost here! Chris will have his days old baby as a guest on the poddy. Will Chris' daughter Delilah have an issue with having a new baby in the house? Chris ANNOUNCES a new celebrity boxing match! 10 things you didn't know about babies. Chris talks about the surprise baby shower they threw for Vin and it WENT FULL CHAOS! Chrissy movie reviews talks about the new Netflix movie Stowaway. What did the founding fathers sound like? How hard is the citizenship exam in the USA? Chris answers a few questions from the fans YASSSS! Dating advice from Chrissy Chaos....invited the girl to the park and see if she like pizza....THEHOMELESSPIMP and Ti Ti Jerry are going on a romantic helicopter ride around Manhattan at sunset. Sinkholes are terrifying! Is Satan on the rise? Are people trying to make Satan cool? There's some kid on TikTok who is stuck in the year 2027?! WHAT IS GOING ON! Is this purgatory? 48 laws of power YASSSS! FULL CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Chrissy Kass where finally back on the couch in Brooklyn doing a solo episode
0:10.5	How you doing the air conditioner is on and it's gonna stay on homeless Pimp has tried to convince me to turn it off for sound
0:17.9	Issues and I said no Pimp. We're not turning it off. Okay. I'm sweating
0:22.7	It's 9,000 degrees Fahrenheit
0:24.7	150,000 percent humidity. I'm not turning it off the yep. I'm gay shirt will keep me cool
0:31.0	Even though I'm a burning hot queen right now
0:34.5	So listen we got coffee shout out Boston shout out coffee
0:38.3	I
0:40.8	I'm happy to be back. I'm happy to be back here on the couch
0:46.5	You know go into LA was fun
0:48.9	Well now you're fully back. Do you did you really miss me back not fully back? Do you want to be?
0:58.1	After all that missing New York poly bucket. Oh my god. Yeah, you're back man. How's it feel?
1:03.5	You know it feels so good to be back. It's like you know and by the way New York City is is alive
1:09.2	Like the West Village is alive people are out. There's human shit in the streets still
1:13.4	But you know that's just what it is. That's a Saturday night
1:16.0	I'm it you know that the it smells like garbage
1:18.8	I
1:20.3	Just feel like by the way we're pulling up an organ that says COVID vaccines don't make you magnetic
1:25.3	They do though because every time I'm telling you my dad got the shot and every time you walks past my fridge
1:30.2	He sticks to it probably because he's got his fucking hands in it. No actually my dad's losing weight shout out my dad
1:35.5	Losing weight good for you
1:37.7	By the way speaking of
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