Livin La Vida Loca | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 21

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is anxious about his new daughter being born within the next week! Vin has to give birth to an 8 pound baby! Chris is hitting the road doing stand up comedy! Make sure to check him out while he's in your city! Woman gives birth to baby while in coma. Chris and Vin admit their babies were ugly babies. What animals pull out? Vin and Chris talk about if they are going to get their tubes tied and/or a vasectomy for Chrissy D. Should Chris get a vasectomy? Let us know in the comments LOL. Chris talks about Jon Stewart's Wuhan bit on late night with Stephen Colbert. Billie Eilish said some WILD things on social media. Chris vs Dad Jokes! Chrissy Chaos tires to get his dad joke muscle flexing for the premier of his new TruTV show Backyard Bar Wars. Chris and Vin compare diets. We answer a few questions from the fans! Send your questions to: [email protected] A Couple Handcuffed Together for 123 Days Immediately Breaks Up Upon Release. Bee's have learned how to open up bottles of soda. Christory Distefano talks the history of Juneteenth. At the end of the episode we have a sneak peek at the content you are missing out on if you are NOT a member of our Patreon! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up everybody whoops welcome to another episode of Chrissy Kass and I just pulled the mic out.
0:08.0	It's good. Okay. I gave it a yank and I thought it was going to come right out of the sound mix board thing. I don't know what it's called.
0:15.0	Happy birthday to you. If today's your birthday.
0:19.0	Happy funeral day to you. If you're died. If you're funerals today. Either way, dead or alive.
0:25.0	It doesn't matter. I hope you're watching the show and enjoying the show. I have on a Whitney Houston T shirt. This is the type of shirt.
0:32.0	By the way, I'm going to wear Whitney Houston merch every day during pride. Okay.
0:36.0	Because I know for a fact that she was still alive today. She'd be out to pride parades doing blow and I'd be right there with her given her the blow.
0:43.0	Even though I've never done, you know, I've never done a drug in my life besides smoked weed occasionally and taken edibles for the $25.
0:50.0	I'm going to wear the members of the Patreon only at patreon.com such a Christy comedy. I'm the Chris and Eddie show and Jasmine, aka Vinny gets mad every time I do edibles.
0:59.0	And I'm like, do you want the house on Staten Island or not?
1:02.0	I'm like a drug to you.
1:04.0	Here's Vinny on the mic. I didn't see I didn't see you creeping up over there. Even though you look at a bowling ball.
1:10.0	I'm kidding. You're beautiful. Can you like please post a picture of your feet on patreon that pick.
1:16.0	I'm going to eat our swollen from the pregnancy pimps. So she sent me a picture of her feet yesterday and I legit.
1:21.0	I was a mistake. I legitimately thought it was our next door neighbor Anthony's feet. That's what I thought.
1:26.0	I literally I sent him to Anthony and he was like, oh, Wilma Flintstone in the house. I was like,
1:30.0	BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BOOD. You have it. I'm a new. Let's see your feet. Let's see your feet. What's your excuse?
1:35.0	I would pull out my foot right now. Flip flop day. You should have your flip flops on.
1:39.0	Oh, it's national flip flop day. Yeah. All right. I'm going to flip flop on all my opinions.
1:43.0	So what else is new? True. Here's the thing. Vin ready for this. Vin is a how dilated are you?
1:50.0	How dilated are you right now? Two centimeters. Two centimeters. So we have to get to what is it for five
1:56.0	centimeters for the baby to come out? I don't know. Ready for this. Vince kids keep getting bigger.
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