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Hey there, listeners.

Welcome to horror movie club. The show are two dudes who are not quite

nerds, but not quite nobs. Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review. I'm Brian. I'm on the

phone with Oshfin, and today we are discussing Long Legs from 2024, written and directed by

Osgood Perkins, starring Micah Monroe, Nicholas Cage, Blair Underwood, and Alicia Witt.

In this film, an FBI agent tracks down a prolific and mysterious serial killer who leaves cryptic clues at his crime scenes.

And if you're new to the show, we'll discuss this movie spoiler-free for the first 15 or 20 minutes,

and then after that we'll play

a little bit of transition music, and that means we're going into spoiler mode, where we will

walk through the plot in detail, spoiling everything as we go, and reviewing the film as we go.

And so if you haven't seen this, you can hang out for a little while, but once you hear the

transition music, get out of here and go listen or watch the film before you listen to the rest.

Buddy, were you psyched for this one?

Yeah, I was.

You know, it wasn't on my list coming into this year as like one of my most anticipated films.

I think like Maxine and a quiet place that prequel were more interesting.

But I think getting up to this, and I'm sure we'll talk about this, like the viral kind of

marketing campaign and the buzz that was building on Instagram, on TikTok, and my niece

wouldn't stop talking about it either. It's supposed to be the scariest movies, supposedly.

So I did start to get really excited and ended up making it out to like a Thursday night watch, which is like a rare thing

for me to do on opening weekend. But yeah, I think I went into this pretty amped up and like

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