Oh, hey, welcome listener. I'm glad you're here. Sadly, you're the only one that came

so far. Don't be too down. I've got food over there. A bucket full of king size candy

bars to hand out to the trick or treaters. And later, if we could watch a horror movie or

two. You think and maybe we're turning the living dead and oh hey, let me get that. Might

be another guest. Hey, nice costumes. All right, one for you and two for you and one for

you. Okay, where were we? You know, I just had an idea. This party is obviously pretty

dead, but I've been saving something for a special occasion. Okay, I've made up my mind.

Follow me. Now, whatever you do, don't touch anything. All right, where is this thing?

Ah, here it is. I was afraid for a moment I wouldn't find it. What is it? Well, isn't it obvious?

It's an interdimensional radio tuner transistor. I think. Look, it doesn't matter. My local

radio shack had a big, everything must go sale before they close their doors. Sales rep told

me he was working on it in a spare time. Supposedly, it bends space and time, but it takes 5D

batteries and who keeps those around anymore? Well, I may have made a quick stop to the store

just before the party. What do you think? Should we use it? That's the spirit. All right, let's get

this thing ready to go. All right, we're locked and loaded. Now, we've got a few places in mind.

I'm thinking all crime no cattle. Something's not right. Man, nature versus narcissism.

All great podcasts and spread around the country. What do you say? We hit Ohio first.

All right, brace yourself.

I don't have to watch where I land next time. Let me just get up and dust myself off. Hey, it's Ohio.

Yeah, it's been a long time. You know, hey, listener, where'd you go? Hmm, I guess the

podcasters will have to be my listeners going forward. Speaking of, thanks for having me over.

What's that? Who am I? Well, it's me, Justin, from Obscura, the True Crime Podcast. What's that?

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