Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello and welcome to the Conspire Away Bitch's Podcast. As you know, here on the

Conspire Way Bitches podcast, we pretty much love talking about Big Brother. We love conspiring about what's

going on this season. We love conspiring about what they're thinking in the house. But that's not

all we do here. We are a multifaceted podcast. We have, we have depth. We have a lot to talk about. And that is,

in this case, Love Island. If anybody knows about Love Lost, Love Lost on an island, stranded in the middle of nowhere, it is me.

Of course, if you watched me on Big Brother, one of my unfortunate claims to fame, which, by the way,

should not be my claim to fame.

But that's another conversation for another time.

For whatever reason, I have kind of gained the

reputation as potentially having some bad-tasted men. But it's on my fault. It is because,

you know, of course, first going on the show, I walk into the house and all of a sudden,

I meet this dude that, you know, he's like seemingly handsome. And I'm like,

okay, cool. Like, we like hit it off. Like we're cool. Like we're like, you know, vibe in, whatever.

Weekend, he ends up to be a total asshole and leaves me for my, um, one of my best friends in the

house. Um, and they get into showmance, but that's neither here nor there. Then I get into

another showmance with a guy that was in Camp Comeback, but he was not really in the house. So because of,

you know, like target purposes and we don't want to put a target on either one of our backs,

we, you know, didn't make our showman's official. It's really a modern Romeo and Juliet

story, if you will. So that, of course, didn't work out. Then, of course, there was my one-sided

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