Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

Hello and welcome again to the Conspireway Bitches podcast. I'm your host, Kat Dunn. Hello and welcome again to the ConspireWid Bitches podcast. I'm your host,

Kat Dunn. And as you know, here on the ConspireWi podcast, we have the honor of interviewing with

the evicted Big Brother house guests before they go to jury. And if you follow me on Twitter,

you know that this particular house guest, who was evicted

last Thursday, is not my favorite house guest.

But in order to be a reputable journalist, I have to set all of that aside to do my job,

a.k.a. my hobby, because this podcast is not currently monetized. So Memphis, by the way,

if you ever end up listening to this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you weren't my favorite house

guest this season, but to be honest, you said a lot of problematic shit about two of my favorites, David and Ian.

So, of course, I'm not going to root for you.

But it's okay because I know how it is.

I know what it's like to be on the show.

And trust me, I know that you cannot please everybody.

But also, like, to be honest, Memphis, like you seem like a pretty secure dude.

So you probably don't even care. You're probably not going to hear this. But in case you do,

I do think the Big Brother can be the ultimate learning experience. And I also strongly encourage

you to look into the reasons why people thought that your statements about

David and Ian were problematic because I promise you as somebody who's been through it before,

it can only help. Also, if it means anything, this past week when you were on the block

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