Lying Liar with Guyliner vs World's Greatest Dad

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Vance claim 1 million immigrants, sorry, it's 10 million right?
0:07.0	Vance claim 1 million immigrants have stormed the border.
0:10.0	I'm fuck, I did it again.
0:12.0	You know we should ask the people in North Carolina if her if that fuck was cordial but tense
0:17.2	You know like at the eighth grade soccer tune in a tournament.
0:19.6	Fuck That's what I've said.
0:22.4	I'm Christopher Titus and this is the army getting update. Take 65.
0:27.0	Vice presidential debate. The two people that might be the second most powerful people in the world slogged it out on Tuesday and it was
0:33.6	cordial of a tense like at the eighth grade soccer tournament you know when
0:37.1	your real dad the welder met your stepdad who now sells pre-owned Cadillacs and
0:41.9	hates immigrants.
0:43.0	But let's go over who tried, who lied, and well,
0:46.3	who seems dead inside.
0:48.0	Let's deal with Tim.
0:49.2	Sure, I'll pick you up at the airport
0:50.6	and help you move walls. After all his years in government they nailed him to the
0:55.4	walls. Turns out in 1989 he said he was in China during the Tiananmen Square uprising, but he wasn't.
1:03.4	He was in China right after that.
1:09.8	So that's what you got on him.
1:11.0	He misstated where he was for a three day weekend in 1989.
1:15.0	Do you know where you were 35 years ago?
1:17.5	Yeah, come on.
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