I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

Today I want to talk to you Fensitters, the undecided voter who still can't figure out the difference

between a scumbag rapist, bankrupt failure, obese

authoritarian creep, and an accomplished multiple times elected prosecutor, attorney

general, senator, and Vice President.

This is a person Katie Porter said can't be bought.

And you can't make a decision between her and a dude

that can only be bought?

Let me help you with your decision.

You know like, it's like helping a person with a brain injury learn to stop

crapping their pants in public.

Because if you can't make a decision between Trump and Harris, you're one of the dumbest people currently in the country. You are the poorly

educated that Trump loves to bend over. Let's go down the list. Harris has been in government for 20 years

in that time people. She has zero scandals. In fact in this 20 years she got

homeowners billions after the mortgage crisis and banks screwed them.

She put criminals away.

She cleared up cold murder cases and even put parents in jail when their kids didn't go to school.

As senator, she tore up the liars and douchebags who tried to end our democracy on January 6.

She is a badass, an accomplished badass.

But she's a black woman.

Yeah, you see where I'm going?

You should probably look into that. Now let's

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