My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a homework somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Man Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mab Money. Welcome to Kramerica. I'm going to make my friends.

Now I'm just trying to make you all the money. My job is not just entertained, but to educate to teach you.

So call me at 1807.7.3 CBC tweet me, Jim Kramer. Tracherous time. Truchously negative. positive, unimaginably bullish, and just totally nuts.

That's all I can say about a day where President Trump put a 90-day pause on most of this harsh worldwide tariffs, exception in Canada, Mexico, and China, and whiz back.

What a move.

Incredible.

Trump's now going to negotiate with 75 countries that he says are pleading for help,

putting a 10%

tariff on them now, coupled with a 90-day pause for interim negotiations. But he's still trying

to put the screws to China by raising their tariff once again. Now it's 125%, which seems almost

comical unless you have to pay it. Might as well just call it an embargo at this point. The reaction,

one of the greatest short squeezes in history.

Buy, bye, bye.

This is for the shorts.

The House of Pain.

With the Dow soaring 2,9662.

I'm not getting it.

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