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I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a boom market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

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Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money.

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I'm going to make friends. I'm just trying to save you a little money. My job is not just entertained, but to educate to teach you.

So call me at 1-800-743, CNBC. Tweet me at Jim Kramer. You know why this market really is so crazy?

It's because we can't keep up with the velocity of events. That's what's going on.

We aren't able to process things as fast as President Trump throws them at us, which is how

you can get an insane day like today where we opened up huge and then everything rolled

over.

Dowell finishing off 20 points, S&P tumbling, 1.57%. Nasdaq nosediving 2.15%.

It was a truly nauseating session, frankly,

one that shows you that there's still way too much complacency,

even after all the turmoil we've had.

We just can't seem to get used to the new President Trump,

the one who doesn't seem to care about the stock market at all.

Case in point, when China announced a 34% retaliatory tariff, President Trump almost immediately said,

well, that's it. He's going to sock China with another 50% tariff. That brings the total tariff to

104%. Now, that is gigantic. You might as well just ban imports from China entirely. Last night, the market went out better than some started thinking possible. And some investors therefore breathe a sigh of relief. Others, though, couldn't resist taking up the SB 500 futures by a full percent after the market closed. Do you know that by 3 a.m. they were up almost 2%.

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