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All day, all that I heard that today's rally was just a bare market rally, okay? There's a phony spike, and the market will go right back down the moment the president

posts that there'll be no compromise on tariffs.

Who knows, maybe Fed Chief J. Powell should be deported.

We keep hearing that the Dow gained 1,017 points as it would be climbed 2.5 percent,

and NASDAQ jumped 2.7 percent on a bogus set of facts about a possible deal with China.

A deal doesn't exist.

But then right after the close, we get incredible news that is sure to drive this market higher.

The president said he has no intention of firing Fed Chief Jay Powell, which, by the way,

was the approximate cause of yesterday's collapse.

Never will, Trump said about a

prospective firing. Yes, he said he wants Trump to be more active about lowering interest rates,

but so is everybody else. So now we have to ask ourselves, can we still call this a rally in a

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