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When you see a grizzly bear in Yellowstone National Park,

you call a park ranger because these bears are dangerous.

They think nothing of mulling your face off. But the grizzlies turn into teddy bears when the

rangers come and you can't even remember what you are so afraid of. After a day where the Dow gained

420 points, the SB climb 1.67% and an Azac poll voted 2.50%.

We can only presume that the president can turn the Grizzlies on Wall Street into teddy

bears with a stroke of a pen, or even just a post on the social media platform he owns.

I've never ever seen the market bend so readily to the wishes of one man. It's extraordinary.

The Park Ranger seems to have a way with the bear. It's not clear if he's scaring it down

or it's calming it down, but there's real effort involved. Of course, there's almost no effort

involved with President Trump when it comes to declawing the bears on Wall Street. He only

needs to walk back some previous comments, and the market catches fire.

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