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There's always a little market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it. Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer. Welcome to Mad Money coming to you from San Francisco. Welcome to Kramer.

I'll be my friends. I'm just trying to make you little money. My job is not just entertained but to educate and teach you.

So call me at 1-800743 CBC or tweet me at Jim Kramer. What a relief to cover science and computing fully for a few days.

I mean, that's right. On a day when the Dow gained 359 points,

has to be advanced 0.16%, and then NASDAQ lost 0.38%.

We came to San Francisco for the JPMorgan Healthcare Conference

to see the future of medicine.

I got to tell you, I liked what I saw.

At the same time, I sure didn't like what I saw

when I watched the Joe Rogan experience this

weekend when a very unfettered Mark Zuckerberg, the founder's show of meta-platforms, took some

shots.

I would say cheap shots, I mean, just terrible at Apple that made me want to throw a yellow fly 15 yards

on sportsman-like conduct.

Worse, the U.S. government shows the medal in the seven-inducture world

in a way that defeats so much of what Jensen Wong, the CEO of NVIDIA, is trying to accomplish.

A series of restrictions came out this weekend that put limits on the number of GPUs

Nvidia can sell to all but 18 friendly nations.

Look, we all get the game. We're trying to stop China from getting as many advanced chips as possible.

I admit that. That's okay. But this 200-page set of rules has become the hallmark of the

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