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The Walmart White House seems determined to bring everyday lower prices to the stock market.

And that means we're just going to have to live with the pain.

The house of pain.

As this administration sees it, investors will have to suffer because the mold must be broken.

The status quo interrupted.

We can't worry about the stock market, for heaven's sake.

They'll take care of itself.

Including that vicious thrust and very weak power is a notion

that you don't need to invest. You don't need to own stocks. Every asset class is caveat emptier

at this point. So you just take your chances and do your best to accept the inevitable pain.

It can be difficult. It can be almost nonsensical. It can be almost whimsical.

And it can lead the days like today where the Dow plunged 670 points, S.P. Tumble 1.22% and then that's at that loss, 0.35%. Hey, by the way, that was a nice comeback. We're down 1,300 Dow points

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