My mission is simple, to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a home market somewhere, and I promise to help you find it.

Mad Money starts now.

Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Mad Money. Welcome to Kramer.

Other people make friends. I'm just trying to make you a little money. My job is not just to entertain, but also to educate.

So call me 100, 700, 7.4, 3, CnBC, tweet me, it's you, whatever.

Sometimes, the stock market's so brilliant, but you just have to accept the judgments.

Other times, it's dumb as a bag of hammers.

At this moment, the market's alleged reasoning powers are totally impaired.

And we're getting this bizarre, gyrating action like we had today.

Stop, stop, sell, sell, so.

Dow gained for her in the 86 points.

Hasnbee jumped 1.12%, and the NASDAX shot up 1.46%.

That was easy.

It was totally the opposite of the last two days, but nothing really happened.

We just revalued the same stocks in a different light, and it's truly maddening.

Probably give you examples of some of the market's clairvoyance, and it's lunacy.

Understand that there are now two kinds of companies right now.

The companies that are in the crosshairs of the president, sell, sell, sell, and the companies that are in

the clear. Bye, bye, bye. Now, normally when I'm looking at stock, I think about its price, it's earnings,

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