Allow this is Frank Skinner. Look, I'm going back on the road again. I know, I know, with my show,

showbiz, I've finished the London thing and I just want to go back to the places that we didn't do

on the national tour and places that sold out like super quick. Um, witnesses, that's what I'm after.

Anyway, look, if you fancy coming to see me, I thought I'd let you know that there's a,

there's a, you know, I've never typed in one of these in my life but I'm going to do it for you.

There's an address, it's www.absoluteradio.co.uk slash tickets. It's like one of those proper

things and if you, if you type that in, you'll see where I'm playing and when and all the

possible details you could need, I'd love to see you and who knows you might even like to see me.

This is Frank Skinner, absolute radio.

This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran,

text us on 8, 12, 15. It's a key element of the show in my opinion. Follow the show on Twitter

and Instagram at Frank on the radio and email the show via the absolute radio website when

I say, I mean, or yeah, I'm a don't go mad. Yeah, don't over communicate. Yeah, we don't want

the same message or even a slight variation on the same message through three different media.

I'm going to start off with, I too want to start off with something that we haven't had for ages

on the show. If I can find the jingle, keep talking. Go on. Do you like him? How do you think of

Alan and my sartorial choices today, Frank? Well, Alan. What's all the readers what we've gone for?

Alan has gone for, I think, is that doubled in him? It is? Yeah, and he's also shaved his head

very, very close to his skull. Oh, no, this is about a week after that, I think. Oh,

well, if you'd been here last week, I think we'd have seen all those little skull days.

Yes, and the compasses went in. He's also doing a thing which I cannot pull off. Let me just

put my spectacles on and check this. Yeah, so he's gone his top buttoned on our funny shirt,

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