Allow this is Frank Skinner. Look, I'm going back on the road again. I know, I know, with my show, showbiz, I've finished the London thing and I just want to go back to the places that we didn't do on the national tour and places that sold out like super quick.

Witnesses, that's what I'm after. Anyway, look, if you fancy going to see me, I thought I'd let you know that there's a...

Now, I've never typed in one of these in my life, but I'm going to do it for you. There's an address. It's www.absoluteradio.co.uk.

Slash tickets. It's like one of those proper things. And if you type that in, you'll see where I'm playing and when and all the possible details you could need.

I'd love to see you. And who knows you might even like to see me.

This is Frank Skinner. This is Absolute Radio.

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Good morning, my lovely colleagues. Can I say, you people who I love and respect, and I want you to remember that.

You've changed. What's got on?

Yeah, well, I'm 63. I'm planning. I'm planning on... I'm planning a lot of the news.

I can't say that. I'm planning... I spoke to David Badal on the phone and he said...

Winging all his friends. And he said to me, yeah, he's just a say goodbye and he said...

He said a parent... they're talking about a starping public gatherings of more than 500.

I said, oh, you're too early to say.

Oh!

We've still got it.

He laughed. He laughed.

Oh, dear. So, yeah, these are strange.

I feel slightly like I'm reaching for the violin as round burns, but we have to carry on during World War II.

Did we not write songs about Hitler?

Yes, absolutely.

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