Marjorie Traitor Greene
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Ramelama Dingdong. |
| 0:07.6 | Uh oh, uh oh. Congress, specifically the House of Representatives, |
| 0:11.9 | where it seems one side represents the American |
| 0:14.9 | people in one side represents the Russian government. This is Moscow |
| 0:20.2 | Taylor Green who this week made a motion to vacate the speaker's chair. And by the way, this is the second time in six months. He has done that. This is Mike Johnson. The speaker, his job is to get bills through Congress and send them to the Senate, and you know, make America work. |
| 0:35.0 | But because of Marjorie Trader Green and a bunch of douchebags in the Freedom Caucus, |
| 0:41.0 | the House of Representatives has been frankly, well, let's put it clearly, a cluster |
| 0:45.4 | fuck. |
| 0:46.2 | The Freedom Caucus also wants to take women's rights away, ban books, limit free speech, |
| 0:51.2 | and won't do anything to help the country because they want to elect a fascist |
| 0:56.0 | fat-ass orange dictator. You know, freedom. What a bunch of caucus. Now, currently we have a war going on in Ukraine. Russia has invaded Ukraine |
| 1:06.3 | based on the premise that Ukraine used to be Russia and should always be Russia. You know that money that I used to have in the bank I should |
| 1:15.4 | be able to steal it right back because it used to be mine. You know like the girl I |
| 1:19.8 | dated in 1995 she should still be forced to sleep with me because that's how it used to be. |
| 1:25.3 | You know, like the abortion law from 1864, yeah we need to go back to that because that's how it used to be. |
| 1:32.1 | So Putin thinks that Ukraine should |
| 1:34.3 | still be Russia so he's gonna just take it and you know what else part of |
| 1:37.6 | Poland used to be Russia too and if he takes Poland then NATO gets involved and |
| 1:42.2 | we in America get involved and Americans |
| 1:45.3 | die in Ukraine. Now if you ask Marjorie Taylor Gorky Park she thinks we |
| 1:50.9 | shouldn't help Ukraine. She says Ukraine is run by Nazis. You know Nazis this Jewish guy whose grandparents died when Nazis burned their village. He's a Nazi. Cool. He's not even part of the Gaspacho police. Now the |
| 2:07.0 | Russians refer to M.G as a useful idiot and I disagree with half of that |
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