I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update for the first time in our history. An American

president is on trial but this isn't the last

trial for this American president. Donald Trump on trial in New York City, his

city, he was Mr. New York and now he says I can't get a fair trial in New York. Well then maybe you should

Remember how many times a day for the last five years this orange menace used the phrase fake news well this week

trumps pecker finally turned on him the head of fake news publisher David pecker at the National

Inquire admitted that indeed the

paper whose entire existence, by the way, depends on fake news, was paid by Donald Trump

to make up fake news.

So after all these years there was fake news paid for by a guy with a fake tan fake golf score fake wife fake hair and a fake net worth you think Jesus would have sent a better representative evangelists.

Better than this burnt-umber-dooch bag. So what was the deal? What was the agreement

to help Trump win the election? Well,

Peker said he volunteered to publish positive stories about Trump.

You got to give him credit for that. That's a heavy left.

Positive stories about Trump.

Hey, maybe he'll do Manson next.

He also said he would print negative stories about all the Trump's opponents, one of which

was Ted Cruz, so way easier.

But that wasn't all. With the jury listening, David told jurors how he promised

Trump, quote, I will be your eyes and ears. Yeah, Donald Trump, this prick had a pecker helping him.

Joking aside though, Peker said he told Trump that anything I hear in the marketplace, if I hear

anything negative about you or if I hear anything about women selling stories, I will notify Michael Cohen.

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