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Top Flight Time Machine

Matchday Irritant

Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney

Comedy, Sports & Recreation, Sports, Soccer

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury.


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0:00.0

Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, this is it!

0:05.9

This is Top Flight Time Machine, I am Andy Hot Body Dawson, Pow, Pooh, Pooh, Pooh!

0:10.1

I am 7 if to Deney, so what?

0:12.8

Welcome along, it's your Monday morning episode, you get it Sunday evening.

0:17.4

If you subscribe to our Patriot Iron Filing Society.

0:21.6

One of the many benefits.

0:23.2

While I'm hawking our wares,

0:24.8

I think it's a good idea to mention the fact we're doing some live shows in the spring,

0:30.3

which we've been putting on sale, kind of drip-fed them, really,

0:36.0

but they're all on sale now for the spring we'll do

0:39.4

some more in the autumn which will be announced as and when so we're doing London

0:44.9

Lester Square Theatre on Saturday evening April the 5th it's a great venue we've played

0:53.2

there before I'm really looking forward to it because it's a great venue. We've played there before. I'm really looking forward to it.

0:57.1

Because it's a proper theatre. We'll have a kind of a light entertainment sort of vibe about us, I think.

1:04.0

Possibly tuxedos.

1:06.2

There's been talk of boaters.

1:09.1

Maybe we'll have a wild animal on stage with us as well, like Siegfried and Roy and their tigers.

1:17.1

There's a good thing that we worked on once at the premiere in Hucknell, just outside Nottingham, where we got a wild tiger, and I released it and let it run at Andy across the car park

1:31.9

and you sort of started making this high-pitched humming sound and sort of pointing your fingers at it

1:38.0

and it got right up close didn't it like it was going to savage you and then all of a sudden

1:42.2

it just stopped and sat down

1:44.3

started purring it's amazing and then it just lay on its side just rolled over if we can

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