Top Flight Time Machine

Scouse emotion, the motorway services, a new 1980s TV series, modern slavery, Arthur Daley’s tailor, and Lenniverse news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

(Rec: 10/4/19) A vortex, a knee for a tooth, a cat and dog podcast, Tony Blair comes round for chilli con carne and the IRA target KK before he throws his toys out of the pram…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

(Rec: 26/10/23) A Scottish dad, Pyramid diving, a breakfast meltdown, a size assessment, school team football, and the commissionaire.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2025

An impending sugar ban, ending a party, hobnobbing on Radio 4, a review plea, a telly tip, and a massage conundrum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2025

New subscriber options, an Easter gift, airborne erotica, the Sunderland drawer, and rain in Spain.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine and on Apple Podcast Subscriptions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

(Rec: 3/4/19) George Clooney, recyclable straws, Don Revie and Sir John Curtice in a Hollywood pub with George Lucas, a new national anthem, and Kev’s ‘spirit animal’ is revealed.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

(Rec: 17/10/23) Soviet in-flight entertainment, a moon gift, luncheon meat, mechanically-recovered food, Brenda’s Sunak nickname, and Farage’s TikTok.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2025

Rotten football, jumping, some anaesthetists in a lift, Torvill and Dean’s farewell, and dual massages.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025

Live show talk, being judged by nuns, accents, The Flintstones, a new theme park, and football chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

(Rec: 26/3/19) KK finally pulls on the England shirt but soon gets a kicking in Eastern Europe over a fanny powder-smuggling mix-up…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

(Rec: 10/10/23) Names, Elton John’s car, little Rishi Sunak, Ken Burns documentaries, Beckham’s pen, Camp David, and going to space.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2025

The UK podding pipe, live show reflections, mouth cameras, and cinema talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025

An exciting live show preview, VIP experiences, looking for John, and ghost transparency.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

(Rec: 20/3/19) Double K vows to win the league with Southampton but makes Alan Ball cry. Also, some violence, a sexy woman and a pint of prawns…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Here’s an old episode that is IFS-only these days, but we thought we’d unleash it for everyone, in a brazen attempt to get you to realise what you’re missing and subscribe (patreon.com/c/topflighttimemachine) (Rec: 5/10/23) Frank Worthington, Bobby Robson is drugged, Roy’s England grievances, Jimmy is shunned, a dance, and a new nemesis. Source material: https://www.patreon.com/posts/melchester-part-90219774 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2025

Mother’s Day exhaustion, hotel room woe, log-sitting, watering can abuse, impromptu carboard use, and a huge bit of cosmos.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025

A memorable mundane week, and a 1980s bedroom deep dive (including an amazing T-shirt deduction).  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

(Rec:13/3/19) KK gets a goodbye ship, is asked to bring a light fitting home from Germany and narrowly misses out on some fanny powder. Also, Steve Wright gets stuck in his car…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Ironing alternatives, a Luigi plunger, a thwarted Chinese takeaway, toxic chefs, and bird attack updates.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025

‘Adolescence’, some bum stuff, a shirt-pressing update, live shows preview, a navigation mix-up, and Capello speaks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

Seven years ago today, we embarked on an attempt to produce a short-run podcast series focussing on the history of the Premier League. Hopefully we’ll complete that mission one day…------------The dawning of the Premier League and the rebirth of football itself. All the major issues are discussed, including cheerleaders, Jack Walker's millions, Alan Cork's proto-hipster beard, Alan Hansen's throbbing vein and Sheffield cutlery... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

(Rec: 6/3/19) Kev gets tapped up in a toilet, revels in disguises, becomes a pop star in the Music Larder, and bids farewell to Hamburg. (Also includes a James Bond diversion)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

An anniversary, your Tory 20s, body hair, vintage computing, imperial predicting, and songsmithery plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025

Restaurant worries, bounce back loans, a spate of speed, and an Airbnb red flag.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

(Rec: 27/2/19) Kev fails to buy a fuse, becomes stray, apologises to a town, acquires some cheap meat from a teammate, and grows some mighty muscles…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

The magic of Sly Stone, late performer arrival, basketball, and an objects plea.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025

Archive news, pub quiz memories, Boundaries Week, cobble war, global reset weirdos, and Taskrabbit grief.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

(Rec: 20/2/19) Kev gets a kicking and a clock, is smudged by Busby, tears himself away from Liverpool for the money, puts a dog on a bidet, and gets a perm…    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

A mistake, CBeebies stories, a documentary for idiots, Elkie Brooks, train line naming, and fresh hero fantasies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025

Podcast pigs, a possible HotBody IOW trip, a book launch, and a hat tip to the 1970s.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

(Rec: 13/2/19) Kev encounters a coffin, a medallion and a sword before Bob Paisley takes over - and Tommy Smith acts as a character witness after KK gets punchy…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

A great football day, Martin Lewis guidance, some single-incident nicknames, bullying, and the Papal crisis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2025

(Rec: 5/2/19) A telepathy show trial, Kev is recruited by MI5, a Tommy Smith boot deal rip-off, Shankly recruits from graduation ceremonies then brings the LOLs to Liverpool then leaves…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

The ‘matchday experience’, stop/go pedestrians, wi-fi woe, adventures with Vlad, and estate agents’ war influence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

Dairy subscriptions, more moving stress, child vehicle woe, Dynasty, unwelcome feedback, and lions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2025

Relocation, rude messages, hanging out with Robbie Williams, and single-incident nicknames.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

(Rec: 30/1/19) Wigs on TV, Shanks considers powdering KK, a junk shop merch empire, and a UK Fyre Festival plan.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

Arcades in Reading, financial woes, two guys in Five Guys, 1980s telly, and £20k glasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2025

Naming songs, back pain talk, a psychic returns, Trump’s new Monaco, spies on expenses, and Tom & Jerry.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

(Rec: 23/1/19) Electric Kevin bounces on Graham Taylor’s dad’s knee on a bus, gets a job in a ‘mental hospital’, runs 50 miles into the mayor’s parlour and gets kissed by some drunken human blancmange.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025

Nap assessing, Jacko v Macca, a spider hole claim, a tiny chair, baby bird facts, and a Sam takeover.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025

We meet Dan Harker, a perma-seething cop and youth football coach with a mission to stamp out 1985 hooliganism. (Part 1 is free-to-air for everyone - the rest of the series will be IFS Turbo-exclusive) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

The cover of the 1978 Blue Peter annual, a dog statue mystery, key disposal, and a toasted passport.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

(Rec: 16/1/19) Young Kev catches an arrow with his face, we meet his German neighbour, a drunk gets him a football trial, he lands a nemesis called Fred Leatherland, and gets into trouble with hitchhikers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

Sunday afternoon massages, stretching tyranny, Alan Whicker takes the nation’s temperature, and buying Greenland.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 January 2025

Carvery joy, TikTok gravy idiocy, Adele’s haunted house, notable business cards, and a call for your antiques.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

(Rec: 9/1/19) Despite being electrified at birth, KK is too small for a paper round so breaks into a mortuary instead and finds dead Santa before being mentored by a nun and possibly killing his pet mouse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

Live show plans, Eric & Ernie, the real Jesus, needless swearing, online nonsense, and Shrewsbury.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025

Thoughts and feelings around the passing of two men who very much Lived Out Loud.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

(Rec: 4/1/19) We did part 2 again because we forgot we'd already done it. This version is 90% different, with added stuff about cows and Bob Marley - seemed a shame to waste it...  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025