Max Balegde and George Clarkey discuss Max’s ADHD diagnosis, and stripping for Jesus
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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| 0:39.5 | it's about finding your people. That's right. Honestly, I had some wild times at university. |
| 0:45.1 | Oh my gosh. Me too, George. Actually, when I was in my second year house, my landlord at the time |
| 0:51.0 | accused me of staining my mattress. And I don't know if you remember this, but this was one of the first things that I... |
| 0:56.6 | I do remember this, yeah. |
| 0:57.8 | This was one of the first things that I ever posted TikTok's about because I knew that I didn't |
| 1:02.1 | stain my mattress. |
| 1:03.0 | I had video evidence of the day that I moved in with the stains on and she still battled |
| 1:07.5 | me about it for four months, I think it took. |
| 1:10.9 | So I logged the whole process on TikTok and eventually I won. |
| 1:15.2 | So screw you, old landlord, by the way. |
| 1:17.6 | Oh, what about this? |
| 1:19.4 | My housemate was a big e-driving fan, driving on the video games. |
| 1:26.0 | One day, noticed up in the top right of his room damp all over the |
| 1:30.8 | corner oh moldy moldy wall oh no thank you oh he was getting driven up the wall by that oh it |
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