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🗓️ 25 December 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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0:00.0 | Saturday night. |
0:02.0 | Tuesday morning. |
0:03.0 | That's summer. |
0:04.0 | No matter what happened, you deserve support. |
0:08.0 | If you've ever experienced sexual violence or abuse, |
0:11.0 | free specialist and confidential support is available 24-7. |
0:16.0 | Call 0808-500-222-2 or visit 247 sexual abuse support.org.com to chat online or find out more. |
0:26.6 | Delivered by rape crisis England and Wales, funded by UK government. |
0:30.3 | Whack! |
0:31.1 | Why is a duck in my podcast? I hear you say. Well, I need your help. We live in a water-stressed |
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1:11.1 | Yeah, unlike us. |
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1:19.2 | When I bought my first home, I cannot tell you how difficult and confusing that entire |
1:25.8 | process was. |
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