Max Balegde and George Clarkey expose fake celeb couples, Weird Xmas traditions and sh*gging a manager
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2022
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Saturday night. |
| 0:02.0 | Tuesday morning. |
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| 0:30.4 | Let's talk about something that might be keeping you up at night. Cyber security. |
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