Max & George Talk JoJo Siwa Drama on CBB and Beavers Becoming Extinct
The Useless Hotline
Max Balegde & George Clarke
4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2025
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my god, keep that, keep all this in, keep it, just keep it rolling, keep it rolling. |
| 0:03.0 | Don't, don't. |
| 0:04.0 | Let's flow right into the F. Keep it rolling, keep it rolling. |
| 0:06.0 | Just stay on that subject because you were just opening up about your, um, your hemorrhoids, weren't you? |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, well, they're opening themselves up, to be honest with you. |
| 0:15.0 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, everything must go. |
| 0:18.0 | It's a, it's a bog off sale. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, it's a flash sale. Oh, it's a flash sale. |
| 0:22.0 | It's a flash sale. |
| 0:22.1 | It's a flash. |
| 0:22.5 | And let me tell you, that's a flash |
| 0:23.6 | that'll burn your eye sockets. |
| 0:24.9 | It really is. |
| 0:25.7 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:26.7 | My name's Max. |
| 0:27.9 | And I'm George. |
| 0:28.7 | And welcome to the useless hotline. |
| 0:30.3 | TikTok wasn't working out for us. We did, and the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how weird, disgusting or embarrassing, they are. |
| 0:38.5 | But it won't always just be us. |
| 0:39.9 | Some weeks, it's not even all of, it's not even both of us. |
| 0:42.2 | Other weeks, it is both of us, but we've got a guest this week, however. |
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