4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 13 April 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
0:06.8 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain |
0:13.0 | that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching |
0:18.7 | their peak in the afternoon. |
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0:31.4 | A-cast recommends. |
0:35.3 | Hi, my name's Paloma Faith, and this is my new show. |
0:36.8 | One, two, three, four! I've been called Mad and Bad, Sad and Bad. |
0:39.9 | I've been called Mad and Bad my whole life. |
0:42.7 | I've also had some real moments of sad, so I decided to make a podcast. |
0:47.1 | This series, I'll be speaking to my favourite actors, comedians, musicians and thinkers |
0:51.8 | to find out what makes them mad, sad and bad. |
0:56.4 | Out now. |
0:57.2 | This is like free therapy for you, wouldn't it? |
1:04.5 | Acast is the home of podcasting, including such shows as, |
1:08.4 | the logbooks, the high-performance podcast and the one you're listening to right now. |
1:17.5 | Right, okay. |
1:18.8 | Right, she's ready to come in. |
1:20.2 | Okay, brilliant. |
1:20.9 | And she got her classic red lipstick on? |
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