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🗓️ 18 May 2015
⏱️ 62 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed. |
0:06.0 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.0 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. |
0:20.0 | What's up, you cool baby? |
0:40.0 | It's familiar, but not too familiar. |
0:55.0 | There's only so much kids out there. |
0:59.0 | Oh my God. |
1:00.0 | I'm in the show. |
1:01.0 | Well, thank you. |
1:02.0 | Well, thank you. |
1:03.0 | My brother made an advice show for the margin of error. |
1:04.0 | I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. |
1:08.0 | I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. |
1:13.0 | And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy. |
1:17.0 | Thank you for that. |
1:18.0 | And I'm going to need about half of you to leave. |
1:21.0 | There's too many human beings in this room to watch us do our dick goofs. |
1:28.0 | I pooped my pants. |
1:30.0 | Oh, good. |
1:31.0 | The drive over. |
1:32.0 | I didn't want you guys to be the ones to put me on blasts. |
1:36.0 | I'm on the drive to Chicago and poop my pants. |
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