The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother in me 2.0.

I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm Chad, so I've got a bone to pick with you, because I'm a dog, and dogs love bones.

Fuck! What were we thinking? What were we thinking? So just to give progress support.

We have made a significant investment. My brother and my brother in me 2.0. We

read the studio. Huge media blast. Huge marketing push. Maybe you saw us in Jurassic World,

the trailer. I think the biggest sacrifice that all between all three of us is that I had to go

in and change the Twitter icon for my brother and my brother in me. That was probably the biggest

change in any of his business. Yeah, I mean I was asleep during my dog body transformation,

where I got surgically turned into a dog. So I didn't really feel it.

Well, I've had a spend a lot of time cleaning up after Griffin. Does that count as a sacrifice?

I mean I do it out of love. Travis, give us the skinny on just how explosive the growth of my

brother and my brother in me 2.0 has been. Well, we've seen about a 0.0003 percent increase.

So that's okay. So that's just one. Yeah, it was one guy. One guy who was the show.

He was really into the power rate stuff at first. And then he was like, okay, I get it.

And then we kept doing it. And I was sitting with him while he was listening to it.

I should mention. I should mention I was going over our power rate contract.

I got it here. Hold on. Okay, if you turn to index J and then code X B and then indices 13 through

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