MBMBaM 255: Kangaroo Jack Blood

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2015

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week, we offer a treatise on modern critical thought, and how our cultural needs and desires have shifted as the critical process has become more democratized. Also, we go deep into Guy Fieri. Suggested talking points: On the Run, Dilbert Reviews, Fast Spies, Daniel Craigslist, Two Pizzas, G'Day USA, Deals Warlock, Fighter Spreadsheets, Agent Fieri, Sushi Candy

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:46.7	Here, it's my brother, my brother and me. A vyshirt for the Modginaera. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis.
0:54.6	I found these crabs in these berries. I see these crabs in berries. We need some protein.
0:58.8	I'm a griffin' macarole. Sorry, I'm looped out from those berries. We can eat on the trail.
1:06.4	That was the mistake. We are currently on our own. We are faces ashen, like the kids and children.
1:13.5	We're on the run for the Power-Ave Factory. Slash Gulag. Slash Fitness Center that we escaped from
1:19.8	after last week's debacle. We're trying to make it to Upper Montana. We hear there's freedom there.
1:26.2	Raul is dead. I bid him to death. I bid him and I just kept biting and biting and biting.
1:31.6	Justin Travis's like, go griffin' go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Chaz, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
1:36.3	And I said, you're all right in my dog voice. And then I bid him and he died from all the bites.
1:42.4	Griffins are... Sorry. A lot of people have noticed that griffin' slash Chaz. Well, no, I'm gonna explain
1:49.4	what happened. A lot of people have noticed that we've been referring to Chaz slash griffin
1:53.6	intermittently as both Chaz and Griffin. Here's the really scary thing. Griffins' human-to-dog surgery
2:00.4	is starting to wear off. It's starting to fail. It was a spell? Was it a spell? I got a spell.
2:05.9	So I got a medical spell? I've got a three... I got three paws. I got a foot and half my face
2:12.1	is human, but not the half you'd expect. The inside half? The inside half. Oh god, oh god, oh god.
2:17.6	Oh god, oh god, oh god. My hand got... It's a slimy furry prison and I hate it. Please, please set me free.
2:24.8	So I just do want to say real quick. This is... We are sponsored by Powerade. The first... The feeder.
2:32.9	There've got a lot of different flavors. We're contractually obligated. Still,
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