The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Is he gone? Is the check through the bar, he's gone. He stepped out, he went to go, he was empty,

and he had to go grab a refill. Okay. Hey, everybody, we don't have long. We have at most an hour,

this is Justin McElroy. Welcome to my brother, my brother, and me 2.0 live from the Black

Site Powerade Gulag Prison, deep within the Balsamil America. I'm your brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your brother, Travis McElroy. I'm your baby, a brother, Griffon McElroy. Powerade is light

and power-aid is life. No, Griffon. No, Griffon. You have to fight. We've been taking captive by

power-aid because of our negative messages that we've sent, and because we're in violation, listen,

guys, listen, read the fine print. If you're going to commit to a contract on a relaunch of your

podcast sponsored by Powerade, power-aid even since it's music to my ears, that brand. Griffon,

you got to snap out of it. We've been locked inside a power-aid conditioning plant where not only

is power-aid, the first destroyer, not only is power-aid made here, but also it's a secret reprogramming

facility where we are being held captive. Power-aid is double plus good is what they want us to say,

but I refuse. Power-aid, it's the devil. It's the devil. I never knew how deep this went.

I don't want you guys to think I've been reprogrammed. The thing is that I have circled the jellies

from the power-aid queen directly from her larvae tap. You shouldn't have done that. Now I told you to do

that. But now I'm clean, I guess. It's really hard to explain this feeling. Anytime we reach for

a beverage or food that does not include the word mountain, alpine, or blasted, we are smacked

across the face by a very large gentleman named Raoul. It is highly unpleasant because he has

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