The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome to my brotherhood and brotherhood, I'm the vice show for the

Modreneramon. I'm Justin McElroy and you're listening to the show.

I'm Travis McElroy. I'm full of cheer. Okay. The beach is fine. Dig your toes in the sand.

Come with me. Okay. How many are you? You were in North Carolina or South Carolina or Jamaica.

I was in Georgia. I'd be Island, Georgia, Ma'am. I'm still on Island time.

Listen guys, Jamaica is just a state of mind and a country I think are in common.

I think it's a common wealth. There's nothing common about Jamaica, Griffin.

Yeah. Around here, it's always Island time. Yeah, I'm still like. Are you still?

Yeah, you're still coming down. It sounds like because I don't. Yeah, I've got like a shrimp belly

for sure. Yeah. That's still going. I hit the crab shack. You know, I had to get up on that.

I ate at a gastropub inside a gas station that I don't think was using gas at TRO pub as like a

pun. I don't think it was being punny even though it was again kind of inside a gas station.

Kind of sounds like you did go to a sheets. Ma'am. No, Ma'am, I didn't. That was on Island time.

So I got the sand of the waves in my hair and the ocean. Is it like a sand in your hair?

I have like permanent conch shell embedded in your chest. If you imagine like conch shell

headphones that you just put on, that's right now. If you could just Photoshop me wearing conch shell

headphones, I just invented. Yeah. That's me right now. I'm maybe using a coconut radio.

Yeah, maybe you got a seaweed on the coconut telegraph. That's one of my JB songs. That was

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