The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hey everybody, this is me, Griff McElroy, your youngest brother. This is me, Travis McElroy,

your middle-est brother. This is my brother, my brother, where we take your advice, and we do all

kinds of crazy stuff. There's going to be a lot of goofs and a lot of pranks, and Justin's not here

because he's on island at time. This is going to be one of those episodes where everybody's

trapped in the broom closet, but remember that time we rode that roller coaster, and then we play

a clip from that. It'll be a lot like that, except that we won't be talking between the clips,

and we're not trapped anywhere, and Justin is, I don't know, probably having a mark reading.

He's not in the broom closet. He's not even here. It's like we said, man, remember that time

Justin was here, and we were able to record. Man, I wish we were all in a broom closet together.

Folks, listen, in this episode, we're going to bust out some of our favorite pranks and our favorite

spoofs, and also some of our least favorite, and this band was when Sad Lives was created.

Oh my God, I haven't gone through my assigned episodes to pull out the classic bids yet.

I feel like this is when we really matured as a podcast, when we stopped being polite,

and started talking about poop for 10 minutes.

Started just being very rude, which is, I haven't problem with that tagline now that I think about it,

because it's like you can be real and still be polite. That my sort of my realness is my

my politeness, I feel. They should have just said when we stop being fake, fake bullshit people,

I started being even more bullshit people, but in an honest way.

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