Well, this daylight savings time just really screwed me up.

Hey, it's your girl, Tim, holla.

I'm back here to introduce a best of show because I know how important it is to get an episode of DV in your feed on a Monday morning,

help you get through that morning commute or whatnot.

But I will be back later today with a brand

new episode. It's just going to be posted a little bit late. For right now, though, sit back and

enjoy this vintage, eight-year-old episode of Distorted View Daily. I fished it out of the closet.

It's a little musty. But aside from the stink, the rot, and the mold, it's a pretty good show.

All right, enjoy this best of show, and I will see you back later today.

Next message. Hi, Ashley, this is David. It's 9 o'clock. I don't think you can be that busy not to return my phone call.

Can you just call me for five minutes? Let me know if you are available to go out

or I should stop calling you and just forget about you.

I thought you are a decent human being, but it seems to me you are not.

So I don't know what to tell you. I thought you are someone, I can talk and you are somebody decent.

So can you just call me for five minutes if you are not available? So I you just call me for five minutes if you are not available?

So I can just throw your number to the garbage.

Next method.

Actually, again, you call and the phone is disconnected.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your phone.

Every time you call, you disconnected. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your phone. Every time you call, you disconnected. I don't know what the

fuck is wrong with this phone call or the way it is. I cannot even talk to you. What is this?

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