Aisles Of Flaming Toilet Paper – NEW SHOW!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:30:06 My Life is 85% Poop 07:16:08 The World Hates Target 10:48:05 MAGA Bate Popper Training Video 13:49:17 MAGA Guy Bangs Liberal Lady 15:31:23 Woman Calls Cops But Gets Arrested Herself 23:09:00 Open Mic Comedian Can’t Handle The Heckle 28:14:09 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:54:20 Dousing Your Enemy In […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, March 10th.
0:02.7	2025 coming up on the program today, red-pilled and taking megaspirm.
0:07.3	The sexual movement sweeping across the country.
0:09.9	Plus, dumping gallons of urine on your sworn enemies,
0:13.1	and a psycho bitch locked her boyfriend up in a storage unit and left him to die.
0:17.6	All this was your voicemails today.
0:22.3	Believe it or not, there are actually some people who want to get the AIDS virus.
0:27.2	The name on the street for some of these people is bug chasers, and the virus itself, they call
0:32.1	the gift.
0:33.3	Guess it's true. I'm just looking for a one night stand.
0:38.6	But I have just one strange demand.
0:44.3	Are you infected with HIV?
0:49.8	I don't want you to leave until I get your seed.
0:54.7	Will you give AIDS to me?
1:00.1	Because I'm bull chasing.
1:06.0	Shoot your paws load into me.
1:21.2	Will you give AIDS to me you might think that I'm bad shit crazy it's simple you're you're nuts you're inside but all the popular guys have an STD.
1:32.5	So I went to a bear back party.
1:38.2	Got tossed around like a tumbleweed.
1:43.8	Will you give AIDS to me?
1:45.6	I need a gay man now. Because I'm bull chasing for Bloom 8.
1:51.2	I've got the lowest self-esteem.
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