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The Useless Hotline

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The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8701 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.


Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Vicky, you're taking flirting by the photocopioteur to first base, but oh no, lunchtime spicy chicken

0:06.6

curry is making a very unexpected menagerietois. If heartburn hits, have the Rennie, ready.

0:12.8

It neutralises 99% of excess acid in just 60 seconds for fast heartburn relief. Reni peppermint,

0:19.3

always read the label.

0:22.3

Hello, I'm Max Belike Day.

0:24.4

And I am George Clark, and welcome to the Distust La Blur.

0:27.9

Yeah.

0:28.8

We're loser.

0:32.7

The useless hotline.

0:34.6

TikTok wasn't working out for us, so we decided to set up our own little business.

0:38.2

Yes, we did.

0:39.2

And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no

0:42.0

matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are.

0:44.7

Pero, or but it won't always just be us.

0:48.1

Some weeks will be joined by a special guest or this week, just a guest.

0:52.5

Indeed.

0:54.1

So, George, should we just let her on and get straight bang into it?

1:00.3

I'm really hung off.

1:01.5

What the hell?

1:02.5

I'm really hung up.

1:03.4

Are you sure you're hung over and just drunk?

1:04.3

I'm just trying.

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