4.8 • 701 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2025
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.
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0:00.0 | Vicky, you're taking flirting by the photocopioteur to first base, but oh no, lunchtime spicy chicken |
0:06.6 | curry is making a very unexpected menagerietois. If heartburn hits, have the Rennie, ready. |
0:12.8 | It neutralises 99% of excess acid in just 60 seconds for fast heartburn relief. Reni peppermint, |
0:19.3 | always read the label. |
0:22.3 | Hello, I'm Max Belike Day. |
0:24.4 | And I am George Clark, and welcome to the Distust La Blur. |
0:27.9 | Yeah. |
0:28.8 | We're loser. |
0:32.7 | The useless hotline. |
0:34.6 | TikTok wasn't working out for us, so we decided to set up our own little business. |
0:38.2 | Yes, we did. |
0:39.2 | And the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no |
0:42.0 | matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. |
0:44.7 | Pero, or but it won't always just be us. |
0:48.1 | Some weeks will be joined by a special guest or this week, just a guest. |
0:52.5 | Indeed. |
0:54.1 | So, George, should we just let her on and get straight bang into it? |
1:00.3 | I'm really hung off. |
1:01.5 | What the hell? |
1:02.5 | I'm really hung up. |
1:03.4 | Are you sure you're hung over and just drunk? |
1:04.3 | I'm just trying. |
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